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> Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
> Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually
disappears?
> If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing
it?
> Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
> How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
> If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
> What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?
> What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
> Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends
it's cute?
> Why do bullies always ask "what's your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
> When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny",
why would it even be funny in the first place?
> "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
> Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink
what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing
that comes out if its butt"?
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is
supposed to be fire and brimstone?
> Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
> Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
> Can mute people burp?
> If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
> If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
> Why do you go back and forth to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
> Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
> Which way does a compass point in space?
> If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
> If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
> Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be under par in any thing else?
> Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
> Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
> Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
> If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?
> If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
> If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the
future?
> Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
> Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
> When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
> Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
> Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
> Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
> Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's
problems?
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
> If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
> If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
> Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
> If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
> Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> If CDs were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?
> If lava melts rock, wouldn't the lava melt the volcano?
> Can you blow a balloon up under water?
> How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?
> When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
> Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
> When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
> Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
> If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain
or not?
> Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> How come, in the Mini Wheats' commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheats has an English accent? They're
attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
> How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
> Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
> If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
> Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?
> If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
> Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
> What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
> Do fish ever get thirsty?
> Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
> If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
> Why does the label on childrens Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
> Why do they call front seat shotgun?
> Why are there dents in a golf ball?
> What would happen if you put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
> Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?
> If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you went back would the parts you use dissapear because they
didn't exist then?
> If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
> If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
> If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
> What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
> Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
> If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
> If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
> Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?
> If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
> If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you
feel the wind?
> How do you throw away a garbage can?
> Why are things typed up but written down?
> In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
> What does OK actually mean?
> What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
> Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?
> Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
> If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
> Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?
> If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?
> Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
> Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
> Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
> How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
> How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
> If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
> What is a male ladybug called?
> Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
> If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
> If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?
> If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
> Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
> What do you call a female daddy long legs?
> In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
> Do vampires get AIDS?
> Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
> If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
> If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask
where the bathroom is?
> Why are boxing rings square?
> Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
> If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
> If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
> Why do they call it Who Wants To Be A Millionaire when they know the answer is going to be everyone?
> Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?
> If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?
> When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?
> Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?
> If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
> If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?
> Why is the blackboard green?
> Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
> If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
> Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
> What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
> Where does the white go when the snow melts?
> Can blind people see their dreams?
> Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
> If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having
a person?"
> Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
> If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
> Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone
tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
> How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
> Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
> If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
> If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
> Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
> Do fish get cramps after eating?
> How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
> If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
> If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied
buttered bread on top of a cat?
> If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
> If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
> If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
> If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
> If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
> If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
> If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the side of the tube?
> If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
> If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
> If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money?
> If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear",
how can that be possible?
> If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
> If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
> Is there a Dr. Salt?
> Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
> Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
> Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
> Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
> Are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
> Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
> Why do they report power outages on TV?
> Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
> Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
> Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
> Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
> Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
> Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
> You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of
the same substance?
> Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
> Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
> Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
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